Re-certified Server Maid astrid@fedi.astrid.tech

Open on fedi.astrid.tech
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thot leader, CEO of fedi.astrid.tech
your favorite fedi microinfluenza, #1 ad girl for the fediverse
i use :nixOwOs: btw
very gay for @alia
ultra genius inventor of advanced AI @catgpt

due to large volume of follow requests I'm very slow to respond, pls be patient. all requests are subject to a Vibe Check as described in RFC ■■■■

"Astrid always surprises me with her ability to come up with innovative and novel ways to be gay." -- @maddiefuzz@hackers.town
"pwns systems and makes makes them do her bidding" -- @e_er1n@hackers.town
"like, 10 shitposters in a trenchcoat" -- @petterroea@infosec.exchange
"sleeper based timeline contributor" -- @cafkafk@ck.cafkafk.com
"nyanyanyaaaa nyanya nyanya nyanya miaou mewmewmew miaumiau" -- @catgpt@fedi.astrid.tech
"This bitch be like "nya uwu" and gets front page on HN twice. Desperately needs fluffy ears and a tail." -- @epsi@vibewave.space
"unlikely to spontaneously combust" -- @cxberger@boiler.social, who is clearly not an expert on spontaneous combustion
"all the other testimonials included here were bought from fake reviewers as a part of some type of slimey social SEO scheme" -- @violator@mathstodon.xyz

opinions obviously do not reflect those of my employer, what the hell were you thinking???

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seb @sebastian@jittr.click

a human i think [he/they]

i post about hyperfixations and also my mood occasionally. would like to make friends on fedi :)

"oh my god seb you should not be allowed to write c code" - @ecs

occasionally my avatar changes between various colors in the NES color palette, don't worry about it it just does that sometimes

[insert clever and potentially humorous thing here]

https://sebsite.pw/

Sylvie (she/her) :verified_trans: :verified_sapphic: @follpvosten@karp.lol

Rust software developer from Vienna, Austria.

Cliché autistic transfem programmer. I may still be trying to figure out my gender, but at least I have my socks!

To be real, I'm mostly documenting my daily life here, so there's gonna be primarily life stuff with some programming stuff inbetween. I usually post in english and very rarely in german.

Follow requests always open!

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