kimothy siddon kim@k.iim.gay

hey it's me sarah

i'm a 35 year old non-binary person from the uk (sorry)

this is my main account where i also post lewd stuff sometimes (under a cw)

Full of fluids, made of flesh.

Don't be horny at me

proud owner of 1 (one) bean

Polyam transbian hardware/software tinkerer who sometimes also finishes things. Catgirl Science Institute graduate, Open Sourceress at Fully Automated.

I mostly post here about my life, complain about work n shit. For electronics posting see @cmb

Atonal being in a diatonic world

he/him they/them

Only send a follow request if you're not on a large instance and believe I could recognize you from an interaction on here or elsewhere. Do not follow me if you sell NFTs.

Names:
- kescher/keschi/Jeremy
- cache
I am:
- a software developer / sysadmin
- fluent in German (native) and English
- a catenby :nonbinary_flag: :androgyne_flag:​
- demiromantic :demiromantic_heart:
- panromantic, -sexual :pan_spec_heart:
- white, and thus, privileged in this sense
- using Arch, btw :arch_linux:

All public or unlisted posts on this profile may be cited, embedded, boosted :boost_ok:, or otherwise shared freely if not explicitly disallowed. This permission is revoked if the intent is for me to be harassed.

I will mostly avoid boosting images without description, except when they are fully described in the post itself. Captioning in a reply does not help as much.

Alt text for my avatar: A landing net, surrounded by seasonal themed objects (currently a water ball and a water wave emoji), with a darkened non-binary pride flag as background.

Alt text for my header: The above, but cropped, slightly darkened and without any seasonal theming.

All opinions are those of my employer and boosts are endorsements and financial advice

A gay crime skunk virus who writes internet porn. I demand to be treated with respect. Please don't follow me if you're under 18.

Feel free to send a follow request if we've talked before. At least DM me or like a post so I know why you're here.

Header by @fluxom_alt, avi by @goomy!

Netrunner who is in your wires eating your packets. Felis Silvestris. Read my pinned post about follow requests before sending one please.

"Fuck the cynicism
Let the colours fly
Don’t care you think it’s cringe
Because it’s not your life"
-- Vylet Pony

Avatar by @ljames

Header image is key art of Catalyst from Apex Legends done by someone at Respawn. Exact artist unknown.

hey i'm alice

if you try to follow me and i see anticommunist shit when i check your profile i will make fun of you in front of the whole class

"just enough of a snitch to be a little shit about it"
–the one and only tesse

"you apparently just DONT HAVE BONES"
–tristan

"if you were an animal crossing you'd be d.m. slider"
–triz

my wife ❤️ @rachel is the bog queen
❤️ @PhoebeWallerPalladino
❤️ @LaComtesseRouge
❤️ @katarzyna

:nofrance:

leah, she/her, lvl 25, 🏳️‍⚧️, :nix_snowflake_trans_anarchy:, :antifa:

You may know me from here: @leah

This is currently just a test-instance, but at some point it will be my new main-instance.
Federation bugs may occur, since i try to recycle the account domain from a previous instance.

You are allowed to follow me here (and requested to follow me, if you follow my current main) - but keep in mind i will mostly post at my current main until i completely moved here.

leah, she/her, lvl 25, 🏳️‍⚧️, :nix_snowflake_trans_anarchy:, :antifa:

i have a new account at: @leah

hey! I'm meave, your tootsite mum

I'm taking a break from fedi

DO NOT contact me about moderation stuff, I AM NOT A MODERATOR

if you wanna follow me, please have a bio with something substantial in it.

I do not boost media without descriptions.

en, no, se, fr

age: mid-20s

auto-deletion of posts is on

profile picture alt text: woman with red hair, a fringe to the side and a nose ring

Building clouds, crashing servers, writing my own OS and tinkering with electronics. I'm also quite (species-, gender-, sexuality- and neuro-)queer and go by either she/her or they/them (both singular and plural!) pronouns.

Apparently an old and wise dragon, granting wisdom and advice around queer and/or polyam topics. Quoting a friend:

This is like "can you fix my wifi" but for poly queers hahahahha

Someone decided it be a good idea to make me tech lead for Kubernetes stuff at my employer and I somehow have commits in Kubernetes and UEFI, while also having commit access to LLVM - I'm really not quite sure how that happened 🙃

I usually write alt texts for media I post and at least think twice before boosting any non-alt-texted media.

You might know my other account at @LittleFox, but that is mastosoc and I don't really use it anymore. Because I'm running a single-user instance (that btw was never meant to be my "productive" instance), you might not see any posts from me without going to my profile on my instance directly - federation is always working perfectly, except when it isn't for any weird edge case ^^

Call me Mara, Sophie, Luna or Saphira! Or find any of the bonus names also working :o)