mara mara@goto.hellsite.site

bearded person under 5'4, fruity fruitposting creacher and hellsite's most normal guy

I love ants and very sharp pencils

he/him

youre welcome to send a fr but we'll see what happens to it

(avatar is a picture of a citrus fruit with green peel and an orange interior)

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Morty, She/Her pronouns, 23 years old, cis woman, mixed light-skinned (black+white); I like to complain about things I like and things I dislike too. Certified cartoon bat™ 🦇 (and sometimes dragon :dragn_mlem: )

This profile is +18

Do not follow or interact if you're a SocDem, is DDLG, consumes NSFW of children/teen characters and animals (including Pokémon and other four-legged creatures).

Feel free to follow request even if we never interacted with each other!

REDROOM 4 EVER

i'm a big, soft, and angry raccoon. i bite.

exchange words before following, we gotta vibe check

lesbian, trans, non-binary woman, she / her, white.
you may remember me from such classics as @grufwub.
i have what the kids call, mental health. life is a lot.
enjoyer of oats. appreciator of cats.

professional bug contributor at @gotosocial .
write mostly Go and sh. also: Rust, PHP, Python, ACAB.
https://github.com/NyaaaWhatsUpDoc/
https://codeberg.org/gruf/

anti-capitalist.
anti-imperialist.
anti-fascist.
anarcho somethingivist.
nuance is dead.

the only valid intolerance, is intolerance of intolerance.
working on dealing with a lifetime of assimilated systemic bigotry.
the onus isn't on you, but if you do call me on shit, it is appreciated.
owning up to and working on my shit are important to me.

i love my wife @goat

Jessica | she/her | 30+ | 👩‍👩‍👧‍👧

forklift certified working milf 💪

southeastern usa

🦒💖🦈, 🐁,(🐇🐉🧛‍♀️🦌)

https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/character/34681581/

i am rude // fav before replying // nonbinarx woman, communist, asexual // death to america // can and will keep getting away with it

testimonials:
'sort of like taylor swift'
'"Saintly" is the word that first comes to mind [...]'
'esvrld wants to kick you in the face'
'i cannot stand the weirdness of esvrld's posts'
'[Every statement] drives me further into insanity'
'you should revere and fear [esvrld] in equal measure'

#Hexbear enjoyer, absentee mastodon landlord, CNC machinist, jack of all trades

Talk to me about astronomy, photography, electronics, ham radio, programming, the means of production, and how we might expropriate them.

SYSTEM INFO

Hey there. You all know me, You all love me~
In case you don't though I'm Loki~! The tilde ("~" <- this guy!) is important!

I'm your local neigh-baah-hood non-binary sheep! I make coffee and sometimes I get off my stinky butt and do something productive! Like Painting models or being gay as fuck.

If you asterisk at me without asking you will learn what rapid decompression feels like.

This space is going to be arbitrarily nsfw so minors, kindly, fuck off. That goes for chasers and bots too. Not welcome here. Away with you, HARLOTS!

single mother of 5 large adult sons. she/they. I DO NOT FUCK HORSES

What is a Rebecca? A miserable little pile of secrets.


transfem enby from Ōtautahi Christchurch, Aotearoa New Zealand
. gay af for girls and enbies only (but sometimes boys)


I write words at gamerswift13.substack.com 
they/she 🏳️‍⚧️

evil overlord of monads online

i code and design video games and digital art things

world's smartest dumbass

i have two cats named Ume and Piccolo

"you both whip and slap ass Buddy" - triz

:bisexual_flag: :nonbinary_flag:

"Felicity is the 'Special Appearance By' credit at the end of the mastodon opening sequence"
~ Triz

"everything i post is actually a quote from the Art of War"
~ Sel on the Web
~ Sun Tzu

"felicity selfies rule. felicity selfies whip ass"
~ Marie

"felicity shut da hell up!!"
~ breakfast golem