ryan wolf ryan@hates.company

I hack on things for people. Incorrigible giggler & maker of funny faces

The knife missile knows where it is because it knows where it isn’t.

Humans, feel free to follow. I love bots but #nobot please

just your average anarchy enthusiast. dish-doer and cart-returner

root vegetable and fungus admirer

veteran cringe poster

most posts are privated, feel free to follow request

they/she, nonbinary, 27, polyam, a lot of trauma and dysmorphia posting

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she/they

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i’m here to hang out and have fun. feel free to follow request if I can reasonably infer you're not a weirdo by an interaction, and a bio

Morty, She/Her pronouns, 23 years old, cis woman, mixed light-skinned (black+white); I like to complain about things I like and things I dislike too. Certified cartoon bat™ 🦇 (and sometimes dragon :dragn_mlem: )

This profile is +18

Do not follow or interact if you're a SocDem, is DDLG, consumes NSFW of children/teen characters and animals (including Pokémon and other four-legged creatures).

Feel free to follow request even if we never interacted with each other!

REDROOM 4 EVER

Innervating our future.

Distributed systems engineer/engineered distributed system.

Tech (Nix/FPGA), dissociative (non)existence, mental/physical health, selfies/kink/nudes.

Previously: local startups, GitHub, MSFT.

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A Gael, a Teuchter but no fae Balinaheuchter.
I write typos and tragedies.

None of my views are my own.

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Toots >1 year old are ♻️

xmpp: @papabirb@disroot.org

Anyone can follower back. Welcome!!!
Africa is a beautiful continent. The smiling coast of west Africa,GAMBIA.

oh rainy day! ☔🌧️

In the middle like a bird without a beak 🐓 Admin of this here instance 🦖 I have no idea what I'm doing 🦣

Alt Text: Avi is the head of a rooster with a velociraptor's face instead of a beak, seen in profile and looking majestic af. The header is a hilariously inaccurate 19th-century woodcut depicting an iguanodon and a megalosaurus as big lumbering quadrapedal lizards biting each other. Neither of them seems bothered by this, in fact they both are sporting big goofy toothy grins.

Knows 3D Printers and Software
Dad
Passable Gardener
Maker

Note: also instance runner for rva.party owner, alt is @infra but have this account as moderator to make reports and such more visible to me.

My anime and cosplay alt is @matt5sean3

literal swamp #goblin. admin. aesthete, enthusiast, techie scum. PNW pasture-raised.

no hard feelings about dipping out after following if my stuff turns out to not be for you. i follow/unfollow without thinking about it much.

my employer has never wanted me to share an opinion publicly and i do my best every day to ensure they never will

all other notices/disclaimers: https://maya.land/mastodon-landing/

"leading voice of the goblin web" --@minterpunct