ryan wolf ryan@hates.company

Easy, breezy, hair stuck in my lip gloss. 🐸🐢🦖
🇨🇦🍁🦫

Red teaming mosh pits circa 2022

#infosec #badgelife

40s, queer, autistic, ADHD. Kinky. Polyam. Software engineer by trade. I work primarily in AWS and Typescript, but I do a bit of Python, Go, and Rust (for Fastly Compute@Edge) as well. Outside of work I ride a motorcycle ('98 Honda ST1100 named Stella) and tinker with same, I'm an amateur radio operator (call sign W0KEH), and I like reading (SF/Fantasy), video games, board games, miniature painting (mostly Battletech), and comic books. I also sing, I'm learning piano, and I play Mondo Croquet.

I'm a nerd who mostly tweets about my shitbox cars, shitty southern US politics/issues, and Haiku, the operating system (and technology in general!)

Dark Side and Sith Empress. Principal Video Engineer & VADER Team Lead @SpaceX. Creator @TMRO. Views very much my own.

I fight for the users

#InformationTechnology #IT #DesktopSupport #Apple #Mac #macOS #iPhone #iOS
#iPad #AppleWatch

#Health #Metabolism #Fasting #PrimalBlueprint #Mindfulness #Longevity

#Podcasts #DoByFriday #BackToWork #MacPowerUsers #MacBreakWeekly #SaysWho #WindowsWeekly

#sports #hockey #ColoradoAvalanche #DenverBroncos

#reading #scifi #BeckyChambers #TheExpanse #comics #CaptainAmerica #MCU #Spider-Man #Superman #TheFlash

#Productivity #GTD #GettingThingsDone #BulletJournal

https://linktr.ee/kingosleemer

parody of fictional member of fictional band + seeking part time psychological help + ignore any strange noises emanating from the dark corner of the basement I'm sitting in

#ExperimentalMusic

https://justmytoots.com/kingosleemer@mastodon.world

hi i'm emmett!!! i'm an artist and i love hanging out with my cute wife @harriet & cute BF @jess. i'm interested in creative reuse, small press, japanese street fashion, lost media, ambient music, american girl dolls, BJDs, magical girl anime, and retro/indie video games 🌸

hello!! I'm here in my dream instance!! have migrated here from @PlutosFlower

🗡 she/her, 29 🗡

Professional advocrat for walking/biking/rolling networks that are safe, comfortable, and connected.

i love #cargobikes, #bikes, #ebikes, #ProtectedBikeLanes, #cities, #VisionZero, #accessibilty, #urbanism. #yimby leaning. So many things improved by 🦪,🚲, & 🪕.

Just me, very much not my employer. #fedi22