ryan wolf ryan@hates.company

#Asexual. #Socialist. Speculative Fiction #author. I #write stuff.

#nobot

I despise crypto, Capitalism, Fascism, hate, and dark chocolate.

I don’t code. I know networks fairly well. And am pretty good with cybersecurity.

Cool, cloudy days that whisper rain are when I function the best. Hot, summer days that roast concrete are horrible.

plural system consisting of a genderqueer grognard, a trans woman, and some others that don't front here.

forgetful; may need reminding. may not understand social cues / sarcasm / irony / shitposting / joking tone. please be patient.

doesn't receive favorites/boosts but likes sending them

#yesbot

DM when following (if it's not a follow-back or we know each other already) to let me know why

:flag_pansexual:​ :transgender_flag:​​ :anarchist_flag:​

I'm a tree-loving ratgirl goddess who writes poetry, fiction, and code sometimes.

I post a lot of lewd stuff so minors are not allowed to follow me.

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"im going to obliterate u friend" - @dragon

💜 @TakeV
💜 @haskal

An usually perplexed, rewriting systems, queer dork. Poacher of bugs, peddler of data; I like languages in general.

Tales from the end of the world: já fui carioca, ahora soy un santiaguino de mierda; abandoned mutt. Trans rights, human rights.

Amanhã recomeço. :neurodiversity:

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follow requests welcome, but please have a posting history and profile i can check out, be someone i know, or message me saying hi first.

if you paste unsolicited chatbot spam at me, i will block you.

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in favor of soup.

computer unenthusiast.

extremely normcore by the standards of the extremely weird company i keep.

#nobot

Tech lead pretending I know what I’m doing, currently using #Svelte, #Golang, and a bit of #Ruby and #Angular. Into bicycles and urbanism (I just want some better bike lanes, please!). My brain is approximately 63% Nintendo games by weight. Partner to the sweet @antainemacaoidh 🏳️‍🌈 :gay_as_hell:
#fedi22 #WebDev #TechLead #Cycling #Gravel #Urbanism #LGBT #Gay

Writer of fiction and poetry. disabled. she/her
2023: Year of the Octopus
#totk

I boost your cool or beautiful things if they have alt text.

I play (mostly) 19th and early 20th-century banjo music. I'd play 4-string early jazz banjo if I could find any musicians to play with. I reserve the right to post non-banjo content, although I aim to keep this account more or less focused on music.

I am not particularly interested in banjo as a good-old-timey-appalachian-country-folk-bluegrass totem.

You should also follow my "official" music account at @magicians.

He/him.

:demiguy_flag: :nonbinary: :commie: :over18: :DumpsterFire: and average ubuntu enjoyer

"one of the posters of all time" -
@dumpsterqueer

"thank you, as always, Davey, for your wisdom" -
@dialupdoll

"davey be quiet" -
@breakfastgolem

glasses on avatar cycle and are by
@lichwitch &
@cyberpunkboytoy &
@JuneMoon !

I'm the research fairy, here to make your academic problems disappear

Damp hardy equid dreaming about unicorns and glitter. I'm British and I'm so fucking sorry please forgive me 🐎

Bemused human bit: white male, abled, gray-ace, straight & cis. Mostly traitor tho 🚲

The name? I was going to make this account repost those old out-of-print #G1MLP comics with transcriptions & stuff, but life and 2020 happened. Still fun though. Perhaps again one day

#nobot
Nothing about, without
Alt texts or no boosts for you
Queer and trans (hello, hatebots!) 👏rights 👏Now

New account, Jorts Forever
alt @timmy

They/Them