ryan wolf ryan@hates.company

Many people are saying things about me:

"im going to throw you into the sea" - Jacie
"cram it, square!" - Louisa
"I don't know why we put up with him" - ecsaln

Header by @starwall

Alt: @breakfastgolem
Music: @SmoteReverser@linernotes.club

see you nutmeats in hell

Feel free not to respond to my follow request. It's totally fine! I'm an old millennial married dad who cooks & writes. I post about food, politics, nature, art, parenting, gardening. he/him. bi/pan/wife guy. I am a communist. Anti-communists don't interact

#Asexual. #Socialist. Speculative Fiction #author. I #write stuff.

#nobot

I despise crypto, Capitalism, Fascism, hate, and dark chocolate.

I don’t code. I know networks fairly well. And am pretty good with cybersecurity.

Cool, cloudy days that whisper rain are when I function the best. Hot, summer days that roast concrete are horrible.

"Our lives shall not be sweated, from birth until life closes / Hearts starve as well as bodies, give us bread but give us roses" — James Oppenheim

National library data stuff, cultural heritage x computer scientist, open (source|research|data), :doi: :OpenAccess: :python: :ferris: :emacs:

☝️ Happy to advise on careers in this stuff, fwiw

He/him/his; #ActuallyAutistic

Truthwatcher; brown ajah; neutral good

Infodumps likely. Also a fair quantity of cats.

Avatar by David Revoy

28, she/her, transfem. most likely complaining or posting about my boobs

plural system consisting of a genderqueer grognard, a trans woman, and some others that don't front here.

forgetful; may need reminding. may not understand social cues / sarcasm / irony / shitposting / joking tone. please be patient.

doesn't receive favorites/boosts but likes sending them

#yesbot

#MovieBowl 2021 Bracket Champion 🥇

Originally Joined March 2018 on mastodon.social

This is a D&D 5E disrespecting zone. Please do not come in my mentions and respect D&D 5E.

I'm the comedy equivalent of the small bird that picks food out of the mouth of a crocodile.

superhero of saladcore

follow requests OK if we've interacted at least a little bit

he : him

not dead. if that changes i will update this.

I play (mostly) 19th and early 20th-century banjo music. I'd play 4-string early jazz banjo if I could find any musicians to play with. I reserve the right to post non-banjo content, although I aim to keep this account more or less focused on music.

I am not particularly interested in banjo as a good-old-timey-appalachian-country-folk-bluegrass totem.

You should also follow my "official" music account at @magicians.

He/him.

I'm the research fairy, here to make your academic problems disappear

+ am Jenny
+ am girl (of the trans kind)
+ am bi
+ b-day is on august 25th
+ please tell me if i do/say/follow someone problematic
+ no minors please

current pfp by
https://twitter.com/AmiraAllis?lang=de