putting my paws in the sauce sanguinevulpine@goto.hellsite.site

jessica she/her 30+

25. las vegas. mi sona lili e toki pona. nimi mi pi toki pona li jan Pilete

my name is spelled either all lowercase or all uppercase. do not mix case when spelling my name

my gfs @katherine and [redacted] are very pretty

fediversary: 2018-10-05

minors do not interact

35, mouse, czech, tired

don't follow request just cause i faved your art, this isn't twitter. follow request if you want to be friends

i delete posts that get boosted too much. techbros and medical professionals dni

communism will win

💤🐁

hi im spigot hellsite

in many ways i am the demon cussy of the timed line

i post a lot but when i do it's pure nonsense

read the bio fields above or don't idfc

fill out your profile before sending a FR

yes i post nudes be cool about it

*****

here's some testimonials:

"you are destined for hell bestie" --@lydia

"top 10 asses of all time"
--@thatchers_piss_slut

"well out of ordah m8"
--@finn

"powerful and brave"
--@sugar

"this bitch is2g"
--@Mainebot

"we need a word for when you see cursed posts, it makes you sigh like a disappointed uncle at the bbq, and then laugh cause it's a catastrophe and amusing"
--@Cyborgneticz

"spigot is hands down one of the best posters on this webbed site machine.", "Terrible? Often. Confusing? Nearly always. A blessing to the TL? Absolutely"
--@doot

"ohhhh this is bad. no boost no fav"
--@Aleums

"you gotta hand it to spigot hellsite, no one else is making these posts"
--@parenthetical

"Your posts cause me pain."
--@breakfastgolem

"No one embodies hellsite quite like spigot does."
--@goat

"horrible filthy little post that makes me greasy down thaire"
--@CobaltVelvet

*****

crossposters and scrapers dni and also jump off a cliff
minors dni

lesbian, trans, non-binary woman, she / her, white.
you may remember me from such classics as @grufwub.
i have what the kids call, mental health. life is a lot.
enjoyer of oats. appreciator of cats.

professional bug contributor at @gotosocial .
write mostly Go and sh. also: Rust, PHP, Python, ACAB.
https://github.com/NyaaaWhatsUpDoc/
https://codeberg.org/gruf/

anti-capitalist.
anti-imperialist.
anti-fascist.
anarcho somethingivist.
nuance is dead.

the only valid intolerance, is intolerance of intolerance.
working on dealing with a lifetime of assimilated systemic bigotry.
the onus isn't on you, but if you do call me on shit, it is appreciated.
owning up to and working on my shit are important to me.

i love my wife @goat

Esmé Sapphire Wyvern, quasi-professional untrained catboy at your service.
Boyliker, girlliker, enbyliker, don't care, I can and will find you cute. 31, no minors.

Probably a mildly manic doll and not actually a person. Possibly designed by @Ottergirljazz to be @omni's boyfriend

SYSTEM INFO

Hey there. You all know me, You all love me~
In case you don't though I'm Loki~! The tilde ("~" <- this guy!) is important!

I'm your local neigh-baah-hood non-binary sheep! I make coffee and sometimes I get off my stinky butt and do something productive! Like Painting models or being gay as fuck.

If you asterisk at me without asking you will learn what rapid decompression feels like.

This space is going to be arbitrarily nsfw so minors, kindly, fuck off. That goes for chasers and bots too. Not welcome here. Away with you, HARLOTS!

she/they

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i’m here to hang out and have fun. feel free to follow request if I can reasonably infer you're not a weirdo by an interaction, and a bio

Hi welcome to my mastodon profile I'm Maple, an alter of @hoppet. I like cute and nice things. I'm very sensitive please be nice to me.

Im buny.

Will be kind of stingy about follow requests so maybe follow us on elekk first. Unless you're a fellow EFDNer ur cool.

PFP source: https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/96453069

I'm ok also being called Holly. I am half of her after all.

lesbian as heck

i like to watch anime and mangos

please read my pinned posts

alt of @kim
(that's where you can find my actual bio)
resident https://goto.hellsite.site admin

i'm cynthia, or indigo. i'm trans, jewish, lesbian, communist, and i have adhd and autism.

i don't accept follow requests from people i've never interacted with.

alice testimonial: "you are a good friend to me and i respect you but also die fuck you"

🔞DNI