putting my paws in the sauce sanguinevulpine@goto.hellsite.site

Mikael (me-kyle) but call me Mika (me-kah)
He/they
24
ENG, 日本語少し
Eastern Time Zone
Only follow if 18+
Transmasc Enby, Diamoric Achillean
💉 3/31/2021
Unironic Vampire
:teal_heart: @Azura :teal_heart:
Autistic
Mage of Mind :hs_mind:
Trained Alchemist
Exclusionists Get Bent

TITLES:
Human (Formerly) Seraph (Inactive) Vampire (Formerly) Michaela (?) Demon
A gay man, a whore, and someone who has blocked an exorbitant number of people on twitter
The One Who Wants To Kiss G'raha Tia
The Scourge Of The Fediverse
President of Anime
Too Dangerous To Be Around Regular Humans
Bad Faith Actor To My Core
Overwrought Vampire Twink
:black_sparkles: :sparkles_teal: Pretty Boy :sparkles_teal: :black_sparkles:
YuGiOh: Duel Monsters Purist

TESTIMONIES:
"Every time I talk to you I feel like I am a character in an isekai explaining an extremely basic setting detail to the protagonist" - @RussellsBarbershopQuartet
"mika isn't a bottom he's a service top with anxiety" - @a_rock@monads.online
"Mika, Noah fence but anyone who looks at your profile for more than 2 seconds even with their eyes fully closed knows that you scream a lot" -@bees
"mikas toots are extremely polarizing for me. it's either like "what the hell does what hold on waht" or "this is the rightest thing i've ever heard oh my god i can't believe someone can be so right"" - @myconidiosyncrasy
"i dont think i've had more than a brief conversation with mika but his dark influence has meant that i've now watched all of ygotas AND read the manga. truly fearsome" -@kara
"[Mika] is capable of gargantuan feats and does not need sustenance. that i look upon him and do not feel fear is miraculous and only due to what i assume is a carefully crafted persona" -@hundredsofdeadrats

Be normal to me, I'm literally just spinning a leek.

Professional artist, stuck as a NEET, Hatsune Miku Gamer, Touhou stan and Real-life Catgirl. Himejoshi living with my girl best friend 💕

I am an admin here. If you forward reports about me to this instance I will laugh at them publicly.

Autistic and sexy for it.

Gaeilge & 日本語

☭ and in full support of any communist movement that stands strong in the face of the USA

I love @DeedeeJPEG

Minors DNI | Follows otherwise welcome

You are legally and morally obligated to boost my selfies on the grounds that I am hot as hell.

Follow my alt if we are mutuals: @lydia

Testimonials from satisfied customers:
"most likely to commit crimes against the british government" ~ Goat Hellsite
"tsundere mastodon poster" ~ Felicity
"if i gave you something for #lydiatestimonials that was even half as bad as the shit you post then the bystander casualties would number in the dozens" ~ Jaina

Pronouns be it/its

Trying out this stuffs

WILL use violence

only the most sinister pronouns

main: @josie

Call Me Luci!! Elekk's Resident Demon!!⭐️

Ze/Hir|27|Small White Queer

Them Fatale|Intersex|Lesbian
ADHD|Autism|Spoonie

⚡️Electric-Type Trainer|Dirty Kinnie

Some Kind of Commie|Fuck Cops and Nazis

Friend To Animals, Mushroom Picker, Tech Witch

"I am called a dog because i faun on those who give me anything, i yelp at those who refuse, and i set my teeth in rascals"

Gengar is my dad

Here for Friends, Not Numbers

Don't be weird at me|18+ Only!!

🦦I'm Narilka, matriarch of your favorite magical girl soap opera system, the Wyverns!
My headmates are
Romantic Witch, Aria: @LilacAndLavender
Sugar, Spice, and Mahjong, Mercedes: @DissonantEevee
Delightful Daughter, Yelena (undisclosed account)
Lucas/Sophia (@SpiderRose)
Esmé (@catboysapphire)

She/Her, она/её.
GrayAce panromantic kinky draconic ottergirl, unfortunately an angel, Properly Polite.

18+ only due to discussions of kink, arthritis medication, vacuum cleaners, and other things of adult nature. It is impolite to ask a lady her age, but I am between my upper 20's and my lower 30's
Backup account (formerly Amanda): @NinjaRatBeatdown

«"trans person enthusiastic about transfinite numbers" is perhaps the least surprising thing I've heard» @norikawa
«happy to add one more Crime Mom to the world» @BestGirlGrace
«I too favour the villainess, it turns out» @omni :blue_two_hearts:
«I should've known it was GURPS lmao» @coriander
«babe I hope you warmed up before that stretch of a joke» @omni
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🌟Hi, I'm Asalanna/Asa, Narilka invited me to part of the system for reasons I'll let her reveal. I mark my posts with that star sign. She/Her

i do not understand the concept of pain

!!! This is a @JuneMoon alt !!!

Juniper/Kimberly/Elise/Violet and sometimes Risky | 24 | Trans | Lesbian | Autistic | Plural | 18+ ONLY

Mutuals ONLY account meant to stay small and be cozy

Directory:
main-> @JuneMoon
nsfw-> @JuneBoobs

it's omni, how wonderful

it's Lydia bitch, sexy as always

she/her

I'm your new stepmom ♪⁠ヽ⁠(⁠･⁠ˇ⁠∀⁠ˇ⁠･⁠ゞ⁠)

Lily/Floriña!
Proud creature girl!
I love cute things, and cool things, and all kinds of things!
What is my fixation today?

"...Did you just hiss at me?"
-Tei
"Lily brings out my silly side"
-Molly
"Lily you kin bugs"
-Mika
"I'm patting you on the head"
-Sam
"Valid to be a sheep"
-Vina
"Ok Lily"
-Joseph

I'm narga! 29-ish, they/them, gamer, cuddle fiend, domesticated bogan cat/quoll thing