ESC 2021 Live Posting Run Down

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For anybody remotely interested in #eurovision at this point, the Press Conference is live 1:18 am

Oh boy there are a bunch of Mastodon instances now synching with mine, and the whole night’s affair is being spewed out in almost real time from 21h #eurovision 12:56 am

That was wild #eurovision 12:48 am

OH THE FACES OF THE JURY’S TOP VOTES #Eurovision 12:41 am

This year’s voting is absolutely brutal #eurovision 12:36 am

THAT WAS ICE COLD, at least he got a huge round of support in the auditorium #Eurovision 12:34 am

LOL France fucked over Switzerland for their 12 points, I hope they take that personally next year #Eurovision 12:28 am

GET ON WITH IT SWEDEN #Eurovision 12:27 am

FAKE NEWS THE EIFFEL TOWER ONLY FLASHES ON THE HOUR #Eurovision 12:26 am

Malta looks pissed, probably should have hit it with 90% more French and it seems they could have hit the top 3 #eurovision 12:25 am

Lithuania isn’t every giving that up #eurovision 12:23 am

If Italy doesn’t set fire to the place on their way out, they’re not rock and roll #Eurovision 12:22 am

Iceland just having a great time for the lolz #Eurovision 12:20 am

Australia trying to to move into the vacuum created by #brexit, boss move guys, join the song contest, leave as a member of the EU #Eurovision 12:17 am

“You’re at the top of the score board” not for long Nikkie, the Jury has no taste #eurovision 12:14 am

Estonia got robbed, I loved their last year’s entry #Eurovision 12:00 am

And here we have why #GER should win this one #Eurovision, thank you Birdsite for delivering 11:51 pm

Lordi was 2006, holy shit bags I’m old #eurovision 11:45 pm

I guess it’s not #eurovision without Mans sexy pants around 11:39 pm

Did we just forget all the people who won the country competitions for the cancelled ESC 2020 ? #Rude #Eurovision 11:27 pm

So wait only the orchistra need face masks ? Continuity guys, continuity #Eurovision 11:13 pm

Wasn’t that some socially distanced fun feat. Flo Rida. Off to the votes and my dirty socks #Eurovision 11:03 pm

OK #SMR BETTER WIN JUST FOR THE WARDROBE #Eurovision 11:00 pm

That’s one way to get around the six on stage maximum rules on #Eurovision #SWE 10:57 pm

This isn’t exactly my cuppa tea music wise, but #SWE is getting a vote from me this year #Eurovision 10:56 pm

An intermission from your friends at OH.MG - A nice recap of all my #Eurovision shit posting to relive all the moments as if you paid attention and didn’t just get drunker and drunker 10:55 pm

The greatest thing to come out of #ITA since literally food ever made in Italy #Eurovision 10:51 pm

I don’t know why I like this, maybe the Milli Vanilli fashion, but we like #NED giving it another good go #Eurovision 10:48 pm

Like genuinely #NOR it sounds better in Norwegian, so should have just ran with it #Eurovision 10:43 pm

I’m out of this one, I’ve heard the #NOR song in Norewgian and I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really don’t like the English version #Eurovision 10:42 pm

OH YEAH IT WAS YOU #AZE #Eurovision

Efendi - Cleopatra - Azerbaijan - Official Music Video - Eurovision 2020 10:40 pm

Didn’t somebody do a diddy about Cleopatria before in #Eurovision not long ago #AZE ? 10:39 pm

Ironically as I pour my Pierrier in my Parisien flat, I send that message out into the void #Eurovision 10:37 pm

Usual fayre from #FRA as expected, at least #SUI joined into the Francofest #NotByYourselfAtLeast #Eurovision 10:36 pm

When the #ukr beat drops #Eurovision 10:33 pm

Her stare is like “I know where you live, vote now” and it’s everything #ukr #eurovision 10:30 pm

Imma break this app #Eurovision

Me breaking that app 10:28 pm

This song is literally #Eurovision and #LTU read the room before they showed up to win 10:26 pm

What else is getting old #BUL ? This song #Eurovision 10:24 pm

“Life is just dying slowly” and other happy songs from the nation of #BUL #Eurovision 10:21 pm

THE #FIN COMMENTATOR GETS 12 POINTS FOR THAT #Eurovision 10:19 pm

Of course she’s going to visit her neighbours #Den 🙄 #Eurovision 10:18 pm

AND HERE IS THE SHOW #FIN #Eurovision 10:17 pm

Gotta be careful #fin you might have rock peaked with Lordi so some big shoes to fill #Eurovision 10:16 pm

OK HANDS DOWN #GER I JUST SAW THAT AND I’M HERE FOR ALL OF IT #Eurovision 10:12 pm

I don’t hate this #ger but I am considering muting it #eurovision 10:11 pm

Oof that did not go as planned #mda #eurovision #letshopeforpittypoints 10:10 pm

Unintentional mic drop from #mda while they’re trying to get Europe to come over and see them #Eurovision 10:08 pm

There is a Spanish boyband that is missing a lost member somewhere #ESP #Eurovision 10:03 pm

I felt this in 2020 and I’m feeling it again in 2021, if #Eurovision isn’t in Reykjavik next year then we need to have a discussion Europe #ISL 9:59 pm

I mean, there are no green screens, but at least it’s not just France being French on their own now #sui #eurovision 9:56 pm

GREEN SCREEN DANCING MAN FUCK YEAH #gre #eurovision Watch your shadows though #MoreChromakey 9:51 pm

Finally some fire to get us to pay attention, thanks #eurovision 9:48 pm

Happy clappy trumpety wumpety from the #UK I guess they made a post-Brexit attempt to try and keep in Europe’s favour #Eurovision 9:46 pm

I forgot to mention #cyp earlier, but tl;dr it’s what we’d expect if Lady Gaga was born in Nicosia #eurovision 9:43 pm

This is about as loco loco as your aunt who has a sip of proscecco once a year at Christmas #srb #eurovision 9:39 pm

Well thank god that’s done now #por #eurovision 9:38 pm

Oh La Noire quão original #por #eurovision 9:35 pm

Here we go with #MLT trying to woo the French vote #Eurovision 9:31 pm

I know, I know Russia, but for this song I can’t slap the applause button hard enough #eurovision 9:27 pm

If arriving at Bruxelles-Midi was an actual song #eurovision 9:24 pm