Josie But Evil josie_evil_version@goto.hellsite.site
comrade kip van den bos @tobi@goblin.technology
It's me tobi! :skullpat:
Queer, nerdy, trans, aficionado of the bizarre and the grotesque. I'm in my mid-late 30's and I'm tired. I like books and 90s action films and putting bugs in the code.
I'll mostly be using this account for posting nonsense that comes into my head, and delighting in goblinesque shenanigans.
I'll likely also post / boost some queer naked sexy stuff so ya know, be an adult and stuff.
Follow requests are welcome if you're cool and we've interacted in some way before. Knob heads get blocked though, I am very block happy!
Also, I block folks who post un-CW'd doom politics, and unfollow people who boost such things, because really, come on, catch a grip.
Daaktar Food @sidd_harth0_5h4h@tenforward.social
Avatar description: Photo of a person suited & booted.
Header description: Picture of Oppenheimer (2023) poster with the clock counting down to the premiere date.
🎈 Born | 2000-11-16
📍 Location | Toronto, ON
💭 Languages | EN / GU / HI
👤 Pronouns | They / He
✔️ Allowed | DM / Follow request
pupper squats @sayyid_qishta@terror.black
admin of terror.black, formerly on eldritch.cafe
i post lewd shit, please don't follow me if you're a minor
icon is a digital drawing of me reclining in a wheelbarrow full of plants and gardening tools. header is a macro photo of violet leaves.
:transgender_flag_black: :kirby_wtf: :transgender_flag_black: :green_gobbler: :transgender_flag_black: :kirby_wtf: :transgender_flag_black: :green_gobbler: :transgender_flag_black: :kirby_wtf: :transgender_flag_black: :green_gobbler: :transgender_flag_black:
Himejoshi Hijinks 🐈⬛ @lydia@hellsite.site
Be normal to me, I'm literally just spinning a leek.
Professional artist, stuck as a NEET, Hatsune Miku Gamer, Touhou stan and Real-life Catgirl. Himejoshi living with my girl best friend 💕
I am an admin here. If you forward reports about me to this instance I will laugh at them publicly.
Autistic and sexy for it.
Gaeilge & 日本語
☭ and in full support of any communist movement that stands strong in the face of the USA
I love @DeedeeJPEG
Minors DNI | Follows otherwise welcome
You are legally and morally obligated to boost my selfies on the grounds that I am hot as hell.
Follow my alt if we are mutuals: @lydia
Testimonials from satisfied customers:
"most likely to commit crimes against the british government" ~ Goat Hellsite
"tsundere mastodon poster" ~ Felicity
"if i gave you something for #lydiatestimonials that was even half as bad as the shit you post then the bystander casualties would number in the dozens" ~ Jaina
seer of jants @Aleums@octodon.social
28, white. Listen to my music
avatar description: a crab
mixed berry social anxiety disorder 🍓 @monorail@glaceon.social
i'm da giant glaceon dat makes all of da rules
Admin of https://glaceon.social. Looking for instance announcements? Try @IceRock. Looking for a cute glaceon girl? Well, you've come to the right place.
Header by @toydragon. Current avatar edited by @trashguts.
"Holly I love and hate you in equal measure"
"you just be saying words sometimes but thats okay"
Go follow the rest of my system
@amy
@decamark
<script>alert('test')</script>
Soft Dragon :verified_dragon:✨ @dragon@lesbian.solutions
Full of fluids, made of flesh.
Don't be horny at me
proud owner of 1 (one) bean
gay sex? @sapphicgiraffic@goto.hellsite.site
jessica she/her 30+
Loki~ 2, Glitch Arc @loki@goto.hellsite.site
SYSTEM INFO
Hey there. You all know me, You all love me~
In case you don't though I'm Loki~! The tilde ("~" <- this guy!) is important!
I'm your local neigh-baah-hood non-binary sheep! I make coffee and sometimes I get off my stinky butt and do something productive! Like Painting models or being gay as fuck.
If you asterisk at me without asking you will learn what rapid decompression feels like.
This space is going to be arbitrarily nsfw so minors, kindly, fuck off. That goes for chasers and bots too. Not welcome here. Away with you, HARLOTS!
kimmothy siddon @kim@goto.hellsite.site
alt of @kim
(that's where you can find my actual bio)
resident https://goto.hellsite.site admin
Tess in her Glow Up phase @diffractie@glitterkitten.co.uk
30 yr old trans woman lesbian/queer.
Frequently exhausted
Trying lots of things, but here I mainly chill and make puns and silly jokes
#nobot #noindex #nospoons
:leafeon: fresh out of the drier @dialupdoll@hellsite.site
there's a billion reasons not to follow me, but there's one really good one to follow me: i kick ass. ask me anything any time, i like to think i'm rather approachable
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fae/feir pronouns (they but with f and ae for they specifically)
am >25 years old, sometimes nsfw but mostly for jokes