ryan wolf ryan@hates.company

NOLA; Tulane ‘80; CGSC; SAMS; retired Navy CAPT; (USS KITTY HAWK, USS JOHN YOUNG, USS SAN JACINTO, USS STOUT, USCINCPAC, CDS-28, USS PETERSON, PEB, INSURV); retired director of Test & Trials, Huntington-Ingalls Industries. “I know what it means.” “Send lawyers, guns, and money.” All I want from tomorrow is to get it better than today.” “The dude abides.” Woke. AntiFa. Mastonaut. Deep State Operative with Post-apocalypse Warlord Potential. ACAB. We don’t drink from the skulls of our enemies enough. Mastodon since Nov ‘22. I’m probably listening to The Grateful Dead, The Radiators, or jazz.

it's personal, boys (alt)

I will probably approve your follow request

I put these words here to terrorize you (also i am not a brand, don’t expect me to be a brand)

ace trans girl, mid-30s!

urban planning graduate, just graduated and in between everything at present 🎓

i used to be on the radio but now i'm just a long suffering listener 📻

Reading, music, cats, Thomas Pynchon, capybaras, modern art, food...

I don't have much of a life, I'm here to vicariously live by following yours. What few things I do post expire after 60 days or so.

He/him, a safe place where almost everybody (no trolls or assholes) is welcome.

Please don't do stupid shit.

✨JUST ANNIE✨SEROTONYMPH✨Your Source for StupiToots© ✨
Married #NewYork🗽#Syracuse
Alt Text Avatar is a caucasian woman, long hair, on an orange, green and black background with sparkles. Alt Text Header is an imaginary Boho welcoming space for you to stop by and lounge in while you are in my feed. credit:albyantoniazzi on Flickr #nosearch #noindex

"I used to be Snow White, but I drifted."--Mae West

"Hey, look at me, everybody. I'm [not] a cowboy! Howdy, howdy, howdy!"
I am Bill. I am a 71 yr old hermit living in The Hermitage on Hunter's Hill in the Certified Wildlife Habitat that is Catatonia, Texas, USA. Pop. me, a cat, and a little testy dog. Woods all around me, no neighbors in sight, and 20 miles from the 3 closest cities. Retired PC guy, obsessively online, insatiable info seeker. Progressive Democratic Socialist. Bipolar, ADHD, occasionally fairly norminal, often batcrap insane.

💻 Pushes buttons randomly at https://ultimatelybetter.com (views very much my own but Jem usually agrees)
✍️ Freelance copywriter, copyeditor & proofreader at https://words.matthewcoleman.uk (hire me!)

Loves lots of things (see pinned toots)
Intolerant of intolerance

:heart_bi: :cat_heart_eyes: :playstation: :steam: :apple:

Pronouns: He/him

Mostly one-liners at my own expense.

Awkward AF.

Oakland, CA (previously Detroit, Chicago, and Phoenix)

@Alice on Pixelfed

♾️

Non-practicing sociologist. Data "scientist". Aspiring fully-automated-luxury-gay-space communist.

Science and Technology junkie.
Also addicted to hiking and nature.
Recovering guitar junkie.
Hopeless Snarkoholic.
Assorted other obsessions as well.

#RPG #Comics #SpeculativeFiction #photography #cooking #gaming #miniaturepainting #movies #vinyl #ttrpg #cinema