ryan wolf ryan@hates.company

Been here since 2018. Moved accounts three times. I cannot be killed.

Many people are saying things about me:

"im going to throw you into the sea" - Jacie
"cram it, square!" - Louisa

see you nutmeats in hell

Working on GOLDFIRE, a queer fantasy web serial, and RADIANT INVERSE, an interactive space opera novel.

interactive fiction 💫 indieweb 💫 alt & serial publishing 💫 anime 💫 portugal (fall '23) 💫 OTP: WangXian

Please have a bio and some posts before follow-requesting. No bigots, no bots, no crypto. This account is all-ages, but my fiction is 18+.

alt -- https://corteximplant.com/@erosdiscordia

On Mastodon since Sept. 2018
Toots lifespan: 2 months

Writer of fiction and poetry. disabled. she/her
2023: Year of the Octopus
#totk

I boost your cool or beautiful things if they have alt text.

small mammal, game show winner
she/her
chicago

previously known as @prehensile

proprietor of rat.pictures

avatar by: me

If you are reading this… congratulations you are alive. If that is not something to smile about, then I don't know what is.

Sometimes the posts are in Danish.

The profile picture is a file icon with a "Cult of the Party Parrot" parrot drawn on. There's a large cross over the bottom right corner indicating the parrot was not found.

If you can see my joined date as a date beyond January 2028 please let me know what client and server you're using :BlobhajShock:

#nobot #noindex

If you are reading this… congratulations you are alive. If that is not something to smile about, then I don't know what is.

Profile picture is a cutout of a cartoon by FalseKnees. A crow saying "Hey let's go break some stuff".

Posts expire after a month.
#nobot

good: games, programming, photography, my french bulldog, my kids, bikes, trains, socialism, trees, being the #XOXOZone admin

bad: billionaires, "AI", crypto, terfs, boosting shit that lacks a necessary content warning or image description

40 / Michigan, USA

I'm here to chew bubble gum and post nonsense, and I'm all out of bubble gum

in the uk and my 30s, they/them little genderqueerdo called opal

here for growing plants, swatching inks, knitting, tarot, daily nonsense and being a fat legend.

follow requests welcome, locked to keep out any spam / bots. fedi/masto user since 2018

opt-out is not consent.

Do not just send a follow request! Please, first read the whole thread of the pinned introduction post and send a message indicating this: https://mastodon.vierkantor.com/@Vierkantor/109267816559475061

drs. & /'ɑ.nə/ & (intuitionistic) maths / programming / languages & grammatical gender: neuter rational nonhuman animate (or best offer) & tra(i)ns, crows and sheep & as seen in children's magazine & UTC+00:00 unless mentioned otherwise & may act in ways that are difficult to explain to kids

If you are studying at the VU Amsterdam, likely to take one of my classes, or expect only professional topics, please follow @anne instead. Thanks!

"acceptably deranged" — @aeonofdiscord
"terrifying, thank you" — @AgathaSorceress
"you're one of the most dutch sounding people I know" — @streetlite
"why would you do this to me anne" — @trickster
"my brain is making dial up noises, you broke me" — @isa

Black, Trans, & Refugee Lives Matter

🧿 Main Account 🧿

infosec n00b & queer SFF text-game writer
white / 40s / transmasculine
friend of Blahaj

"It is how we choose what we do, and how we approach it, that determines whether the sum of our days adds up to a formless blur, or to something resembling a work of art."
-Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi

You're welcome to follow-request or ask for CWs! Please DM first if you know me from off-Mastodon.

Masto arrival: Sept. 2018
Toots deleted: 1 month

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