ryan wolf ryan@hates.company

If you are reading this… congratulations you are alive. If that is not something to smile about, then I don't know what is.

Profile picture is a cutout of a cartoon by FalseKnees. A crow saying "Hey let's go break some stuff".

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#nobot

Blah, blah, something weird, blah, something dumb, blah, blah, blah, something inappropriate, blah, blah, word vomit.

Used to be @infernusgoatus@radical.town and @infernusgoatus, now co-admin of kvlt.zone.

I'm a chill, queer, anti-capitalist.

I fix computers for a living and like dead things, earthy things, and things you can create with your hands. I dabble in a lot of stuff.

Yes you can take the googly eyes emojis, please feel free!

I don't boost selfies because it feels weird, but I'm contractually obligated to boost pet photos.

18+, they don't even let me out in public

lagunia

Absolutely ridiculous. The clump of brain cells behind Brands Town, Spectra Video, We Distribute, and VidCommons. Former CM @ Diaspora. I love Ween, adventure games, and the Fediverse.

Unicyclist (none of these posts should be understood to be official communication from any organization, real or imaginary)
I know a thing or two about bicycles and don’t mind helping if you have questions
But most of all I post about whatever I’m into at the moment

they/them

Been here since 2018. Moved accounts three times. I cannot be killed.

Many people are saying things about me:

"im going to throw you into the sea" - Jacie
"cram it, square!" - Louisa

see you nutmeats in hell

good: games, programming, photography, my french bulldog, my kids, bikes, trains, socialism, trees, being the #XOXOZone admin

bad: billionaires, "AI", crypto, terfs, boosting shit that lacks a necessary content warning or image description

40 / Michigan, USA

I'm here to chew bubble gum and post nonsense, and I'm all out of bubble gum

Working on GOLDFIRE, a queer fantasy web serial, and RADIANT INVERSE, an interactive space opera novel.

interactive fiction 💫 indieweb 💫 alt & serial publishing 💫 anime 💫 portugal (fall '23) 💫 OTP: WangXian

Please have a bio and some posts before follow-requesting. No bigots, no bots, no crypto. This account is all-ages, but my fiction is 18+.

alt -- https://corteximplant.com/@erosdiscordia

On Mastodon since Sept. 2018
Toots lifespan: 2 months

in the uk and my 30s, they/them little genderqueerdo called opal

here for growing plants, swatching inks, knitting, tarot, daily nonsense and being a fat legend.

follow requests welcome, locked to keep out any spam / bots. fedi/masto user since 2018

opt-out is not consent.

Do not just send a follow request! Please, first read the whole thread of the pinned introduction post and send a message indicating this: https://mastodon.vierkantor.com/@Vierkantor/109267816559475061

drs. & /'ɑ.nə/ & (intuitionistic) maths / programming / languages & grammatical gender: neuter rational nonhuman animate (or best offer) & tra(i)ns, crows and sheep & as seen in children's magazine & UTC+00:00 unless mentioned otherwise & may act in ways that are difficult to explain to kids

If you are studying at the VU Amsterdam, likely to take one of my classes, or expect only professional topics, please follow @anne instead. Thanks!

"acceptably deranged" — @aeonofdiscord
"terrifying, thank you" — @AgathaSorceress
"you're one of the most dutch sounding people I know" — @streetlite
"why would you do this to me anne" — @trickster
"my brain is making dial up noises, you broke me" — @isa