ryan wolf ryan@hates.company

hi i'm sleep, i like shit posting and gay sex

i'm the admin of these here parts

posts self destruct after two weeks

Probably an AI chatbot

I believe in treating people like people

I rarely post any OC, and I boost a lot. If these are disagreeable to you, I'm probably not the right follow for you. Have a great day! :)

Anything which I do post does not necessarily reflect my genuine opinions, nor those of anybody else

Minors: please consult with your parent(s)/guardian before following and/or interacting; and please do not interact with lewd and/or sexual content unless you are of the age of majority

I like gnu, polyamory, and blahajs.
will flirt at you

"eccentric & easily flusterable. Also, very cursed" -LG
"I'm suprised you didn't burn down our appartment" -JM

Unicyclist (none of these posts should be understood to be official communication from any organization, real or imaginary)
I know a thing or two about bicycles and don’t mind helping if you have questions
But most of all I post about whatever I’m into at the moment

they/them

Been here since 2018. Moved accounts three times. I cannot be killed.

Many people are saying things about me:

"im going to throw you into the sea" - Jacie
"cram it, square!" - Louisa

see you nutmeats in hell

good: games, programming, photography, my french bulldog, my kids, bikes, trains, socialism, trees, being the #XOXOZone admin

bad: billionaires, "AI", crypto, terfs, boosting shit that lacks a necessary content warning or image description

40 / Michigan, USA

I'm here to chew bubble gum and post nonsense, and I'm all out of bubble gum

Black, Trans, & Refugee Lives Matter

🧿 Main Account 🧿

infosec n00b & queer SFF text-game writer
white / 40s / transmasculine
friend of Blahaj

"It is how we choose what we do, and how we approach it, that determines whether the sum of our days adds up to a formless blur, or to something resembling a work of art."
-Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi

You're welcome to follow-request or ask for CWs! Please DM first if you know me from off-Mastodon.

Masto arrival: Sept. 2018
Toots deleted: 1 month

digital librarian📚
cheeky vegetarian🍃
not really contrarian🤗
free each proletarian ⛓

talk to me about: Critical Role, MtG, board games, hiking, Terry Pratchett, wikidata, queer activism

sources of banner and pfp:
Carl Larsson, Flowers on the Windowsill, 1900m Public Domain
Florian Merkel, Lu Trostet das Geroll, CC BY-NC

#nobot #mtg #digitalhumanities #dnd #ttrpg #critrole

queer in pretty much all the ways
local dildo-flinger who flings sex toys and gender affirming gear
very into therapy atm
a little bit of a dweeb
i curse quite a bit
flirting is cool

both death and the maiden.
a fairy and a friend

𝗦 𝗢 𝗙 𝗧 _ _ _
🍓🌿☀️🐝

fae/faer preferred. she/her ok
in a monogamous relationship 💕

icon by @shade

🌸🌼🌸🌼

Faustian bargain hunter & member of the Haunters guild since 96. Will provide opinions, code, cuddles & unspeakable horrors for cash. Absolutely fossilized old trans bag. she/her

#3dprinting
#embedded
#crochet
#crafting
#soulsborne
#tabletop #rpgs