ryan wolf ryan@hates.company

I am 30 or 40 years old & I do not need this.
queer, monogamous, and happy. don't flirt.

absolutely no minors, cops, or terfs.

don't follow request if we've never spoken.

first-ever perfect #MovieBowl bracket haver (1999)

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https://en.pronouns.page/@MmeLibertine

Switch: 1008-2374-6524
Honkai Star Rail: 601176788

If you are reading this… congratulations you are alive. If that is not something to smile about, then I don't know what is.

Sometimes the posts are in Danish.

The profile picture is a file icon with a "Cult of the Party Parrot" parrot drawn on. There's a large cross over the bottom right corner indicating the parrot was not found.

If you can see my joined date as a date beyond January 2028 please let me know what client and server you're using :BlobhajShock:

#nobot #noindex

Black, Trans, & Refugee Lives Matter

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infosec n00b & queer SFF text-game writer
white / 40s / transmasculine
friend of Blahaj

"It is how we choose what we do, and how we approach it, that determines whether the sum of our days adds up to a formless blur, or to something resembling a work of art."
-Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi

You're welcome to follow-request or ask for CWs! Please DM first if you know me from off-Mastodon.

Masto arrival: Sept. 2018
Toots deleted: 1 month

Used to be @infernusgoatus@radical.town and @infernusgoatus, now co-admin of kvlt.zone.

I'm a chill, queer, anti-capitalist.

I fix computers for a living and like dead things, earthy things, and things you can create with your hands. I dabble in a lot of stuff.

Yes you can take the googly eyes emojis, please feel free!

I don't boost selfies because it feels weird, but I'm contractually obligated to boost pet photos.

18+, they don't even let me out in public

tired queer in a (p)leather jacket

I don't know anything about linux

37, Scotland

followers should be 18+ plz

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queer in pretty much all the ways
local dildo-flinger who flings sex toys and gender affirming gear
very into therapy atm
a little bit of a dweeb
i curse quite a bit
flirting is cool

:heart_ace: :heart_aro: :heart_bi: :heart_nb:
still grieving
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both death and the maiden.
a fairy and a friend

𝗦 𝗢 𝗙 𝗧 _ _ _
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fae/faer preferred. she/her ok
in a monogamous relationship 💕

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Faustian bargain hunter & member of the Haunters guild since 96. Will provide opinions, code, cuddles & unspeakable horrors for cash. Absolutely fossilized old trans bag. she/her

#3dprinting
#embedded
#crochet
#crafting
#soulsborne
#tabletop #rpgs

hi i'm sleep, i like shit posting and gay sex

i'm the admin of these here parts

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