comrade kip van den bos tobi@goblin.technology

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It's me tobi! :skullpat:

Queer, nerdy, trans, aficionado of the bizarre and the grotesque. I'm in my mid-late 30's and I'm tired. I like books and 90s action films and putting bugs in the code.

I'll mostly be using this account for posting nonsense that comes into my head, and delighting in goblinesque shenanigans.

I'll likely also post / boost some queer naked sexy stuff so ya know, be an adult and stuff.

Follow requests are welcome if you're cool and we've interacted in some way before. Knob heads get blocked though, I am very block happy!

Also, I block folks who post un-CW'd doom politics, and unfollow people who boost such things, because really, come on, catch a grip.

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nev @nev@bananachips.club

gene wolfe in the streets, clive barker in the sheets
@nev / bugs
@nv / no e
trans liberation now ⚧
#nobot

[profile pic: drawing of big-nosed olive-skinned chinese-jewish androgyne in big glasses, buffalo plaid, and red lipstick]

datNBbooty (they/them) @asterkwaster@ondergrond.org

*A wild creature appears*

Sufficiently non-binary. Moderately bisexual. Passably polyam. Acceptably Autistic.

Makes things with fabric and fiber.

Potentially doing too many different things.

Only send me a follow if we've interacted please

:gay: zetta :transknife: @june@mspsocial.net

ISO 9001 Certified enby trans woman (she/her). anti-whiteness. descendant of european colonizers. born on land stolen from the Cherokee people, currently living on land stolen from the Dakota people. disabled. animist. antifascist. queer. lesbian. cunt.

i have literally never liked a computer. except maybe the gameboy pocket. i fast forward thru straight sex scenes.

i-dont-know-what-im-doing-dog.jpg

dark witch rituals @dwf@terror.black

Wassup fuckers

Camille. Late 20s. Musician. Anti-racist activist. Feminist activist.

final boi (tj) @wenotfreeyet@youdeserve.space

poetry chair and resident playwright of the black final boi franchise. black boi dyke (they/them). autistic. im in my late twenties.
*if youre nonblack, message me why youre trying to follow*
must be 20+

you can fave/reply to personal posts but i may not reply, especially if i dont follow you. a non-reply ≠ i dont appreciate your input (mostly)

i dont consent to any posts from this account being collected, screen captured and/or scraped.

Marc @Rainonrisa@strangeobject.space

Non binary nonsense machine
Migrated from .lol
Transmasc, chronically ill (RA), and chronically online

so many bees @73bees@ondergrond.org

bees and the sun and chess and mushrooms and smooth sticks and cooking and ginger and a number of plamts
maybe some writing or ringmaking but hey i don't know things
pfp by @mudlington

gay sex? @sapphicgiraffic@goto.hellsite.site

jessica she/her 30+

spigot hellsite, licensed grungler @the_feral_housewife@hellsite.site

hi im spigot hellsite

in many ways i am the demon cussy of the timed line

i post a lot but when i do it's pure nonsense

read the bio fields above or don't idfc

fill out your profile before sending a FR

yes i post nudes be cool about it

*****

here's some testimonials:

"you are destined for hell bestie" --@lydia

"top 10 asses of all time"
--@thatchers_piss_slut

"well out of ordah m8"
--@finn

"powerful and brave"
--@sugar

"this bitch is2g"
--@Mainebot

"we need a word for when you see cursed posts, it makes you sigh like a disappointed uncle at the bbq, and then laugh cause it's a catastrophe and amusing"
--@Cyborgneticz

"spigot is hands down one of the best posters on this webbed site machine.", "Terrible? Often. Confusing? Nearly always. A blessing to the TL? Absolutely"
--@doot

"ohhhh this is bad. no boost no fav"
--@Aleums

"you gotta hand it to spigot hellsite, no one else is making these posts"
--@parenthetical

"Your posts cause me pain."
--@breakfastgolem

"No one embodies hellsite quite like spigot does."
--@goat

"horrible filthy little post that makes me greasy down thaire"
--@CobaltVelvet

*****

crossposters and scrapers dni and also jump off a cliff
minors dni

opal the fruit :opal: @threeofswords@godforsaken.website

in the uk and my 30s, they/them little genderqueerdo called opal

here for growing plants, swatching inks, knitting, tarot, daily nonsense and being a fat legend.

follow requests welcome, locked to keep out any spam / bots. fedi/masto user since 2018

yourfaceisamess @yourfaceisamess@goblin.technology

像素豆 :puppycat_pixel: 兔儿神的宝贝 @pixouls@post.lurk.org

local menacing digital cryptid running around your woods and wires
i like to help people find what they're looking for

i periodically delete my posts manually, let me know if i should keep smth up
i use alt text. i prefer you did too. I usually need them.
English/Burmese/Mandarin
no flirts, #nobot, no lewds

@pixouls@bookwrym.social