comrade kip van den bos tobi@goblin.technology

Open on goblin.technology

It's me tobi! :skullpat:

Queer, nerdy, trans, aficionado of the bizarre and the grotesque. I'm in my mid-late 30's and I'm tired. I like books and 90s action films and putting bugs in the code.

I'll mostly be using this account for posting nonsense that comes into my head, and delighting in goblinesque shenanigans.

I'll likely also post / boost some queer naked sexy stuff so ya know, be an adult and stuff.

Follow requests are welcome if you're cool and we've interacted in some way before. Knob heads get blocked though, I am very block happy!

Also, I block folks who post un-CW'd doom politics, and unfollow people who boost such things, because really, come on, catch a grip.

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yellow! :babaYellow: @yellow@toot.site

they/them
"psychosomatic, addict, insane." :aMushroomsSpin:
a femme enby who likes to spread love and good vibes! :blobCatHeart:​

emulation ≠ piracy :aCacoOrbBlaBla:​

:heartSparkleEnby:​:heartPan:​
26, neurodivergent
in a relationship c:

header by @batbunlore :blobPikaAww:​

Steam friend code: 104356580 (if you want to add me, DM me your Steam name first, please!)

may post or boost NSFW/depressing stuff, always will be CW'd

:aIconOfSinCube:​ bio under construction, so sorry, my deepest apologies :aIconOfSinCube:​

yellow! :lila_heart_yellow:​ @yellow@eldritch.cafe

"psychosomatic, addict, insane."
a femme enby who likes to spread love and good vibes! :blob_cat_heart:​

emulation ≠ piracy  

:heart_nonbinary:​ :heart_pansexual:​
26, neurodivergent
in a relationship c:

pfp is Poppy holding a green Monster Energy
header by @batbunlore :blob_aww:​

#Steam friend code: 104356580 (if you add me, DM me your name)
#AntiFascist #Music #Gaming #RhythmGames #Speedrunning #GlitchHunter #Oddworld #RetroDoom #Hades #Hearthstone #Pokemon

:anne_triangle: de weledelgeleerde Hx. Anne C.A. Baanen, aggressieve mechanisator (kortom 44203) @Vierkantor@mastodon.vierkantor.com

opt-out is not consent.

Do not just send a follow request! Please, first read the whole thread of the pinned introduction post and send a message indicating this: https://mastodon.vierkantor.com/@Vierkantor/109267816559475061

drs. & /'ɑ.nə/ & (intuitionistic) maths / programming / languages & grammatical gender: neuter rational nonhuman animate (or best offer) & tra(i)ns, crows and sheep & as seen in children's magazine & UTC+00:00 unless mentioned otherwise & may act in ways that are difficult to explain to kids

If you are studying at the VU Amsterdam, likely to take one of my classes, or expect only professional topics, please follow @anne instead. Thanks!

"acceptably deranged" — @aeonofdiscord
"terrifying, thank you" — @AgathaSorceress
"you're one of the most dutch sounding people I know" — @streetlite
"why would you do this to me anne" — @trickster
"my brain is making dial up noises, you broke me" — @isa

meaveinbed @meaveinbed@toot.site

this is my "for close mutuals-only" account

if I don't accept your follow request don't take it personally, just move on

Daenney @ohno@ap.dny.social

European 🇪🇺, queer 🏳️‍🌈 demi-guy.


I do tech capitalism by day ☀️ because there's bills to pay. I do open-sourcery ⚗️ by night 🌙 as a GoToSocial and Pion maintainer and contributor to whatever I deem valuable.


Anyone debating another human being's right to live a happy, healthy, worry-free and fulfilling life is on the wrong side of history and isn't welcome here 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇺🇳.

Camille - Personal Acct @whitesCantBeTrusted@weirder.earth

The Black Terror

https://terror.black

Please direct all admin, and meta related inquiries to my admin account

Ask me about my username *giggles*

Rach 🐺🏳️‍⚧️ @ShiftingEntity@girlcock.club

30s | ΘΔ/therian ¦ trans | non-binary | ace | they/she/fae | stuck on terf island (NW)

Feel free to like/boost/follow, though if you've got an empty profile or seem aggressively cishet you will likely not make the cut 🥲

Minors do not interact please!

Catch my sfw account @ShiftingCanid!
Also my other stuff at
https://linktr.ee/shiftingentity

Hal @zzz@merveilles.town

Friendly nobody, recovering organiser, and aspiring speed-cube enthusiast.

I'm a Secular Jew here to learn from other people and exchange pictures of plants and food. The fastest way to make me like you is to recommend me a cool article or book about something you care about. I am a socialist. Don't follow if that bothers you.

Sylv @sieri@weirder.earth

Trans non binary, enjoying life.

Ace, very likely autistic diagnosis still in progress.

Part synthetic

I talk about life, the universe and the rest, my political opinions, with CW, anything that comes to my mind. And boost bird pictures.

test dev

If your account is empty, I won't accept follow requests, but if you've got a introduction and are clearly queer or seems like an ally I'm very likely to accept so don't fear following

weirdherm :blobcatsweats: @weirdofhermiston@tech.lgbt

transmasc nb. autistic. bassist. likes 60s/70s/80s rock, funk, jazz, blues, muzak. also into Indian films, gardening, frogs, cats, birds, baking, groovin'. Mid mod fix-it being, white Southern US anti-racist. Leftist and often overwhelmed by it all. Not here for flirting or NSFW content, hooray for filters

Banner photo: rows of flushed face emojis on yellow background

Sylv @sieri@eldritch.cafe

Trans non binary, enjoying life.

Ace, very likely autistic diagnosis still in progress.

Part synthetic

I talk about life, the universe and the rest, my political opinions, with CW, anything that comes to my mind. And boost bird pictures.

dev at Logitech

If your account is empty, I won't accept follow requests, but if you've got a introduction and are clearly queer or seems like an ally I'm very likely to accept so don't fear following

spigot hellsite, licensed grungler @the_feral_housewife@hellsite.site

hi im spigot hellsite

in many ways i am the demon cussy of the timed line

i post a lot but when i do it's pure nonsense

read the bio fields above or don't idfc

fill out your profile before sending a FR

yes i post nudes be cool about it

*****

here's some testimonials:

"you are destined for hell bestie" --@lydia

"top 10 asses of all time"
--@thatchers_piss_slut

"well out of ordah m8"
--@finn

"powerful and brave"
--@sugar

"this bitch is2g"
--@Mainebot

"we need a word for when you see cursed posts, it makes you sigh like a disappointed uncle at the bbq, and then laugh cause it's a catastrophe and amusing"
--@Cyborgneticz

"spigot is hands down one of the best posters on this webbed site machine.", "Terrible? Often. Confusing? Nearly always. A blessing to the TL? Absolutely"
--@doot

"ohhhh this is bad. no boost no fav"
--@Aleums

"you gotta hand it to spigot hellsite, no one else is making these posts"
--@parenthetical

"Your posts cause me pain."
--@breakfastgolem

"No one embodies hellsite quite like spigot does."
--@goat

"horrible filthy little post that makes me greasy down thaire"
--@CobaltVelvet

*****

crossposters and scrapers dni and also jump off a cliff
minors dni