comrade kip van den bos tobi@goblin.technology

Open on goblin.technology

It's me tobi! :skullpat:

Queer, nerdy, trans, aficionado of the bizarre and the grotesque. I'm in my mid-late 30's and I'm tired. I like books and 90s action films and putting bugs in the code.

I'll mostly be using this account for posting nonsense that comes into my head, and delighting in goblinesque shenanigans.

I'll likely also post / boost some queer naked sexy stuff so ya know, be an adult and stuff.

Follow requests are welcome if you're cool and we've interacted in some way before. Knob heads get blocked though, I am very block happy!

Also, I block folks who post un-CW'd doom politics, and unfollow people who boost such things, because really, come on, catch a grip.

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Jez 🍞 🌹 @petrichor@scholar.social

"Our lives shall not be sweated, from birth until life closes / Hearts starve as well as bodies, give us bread but give us roses" — James Oppenheim

National library data stuff, cultural heritage x computer scientist, open (source|research|data), :doi: :OpenAccess: :python: :ferris: :emacs:

☝️ Happy to advise on careers in this stuff, fwiw

He/him/his; #ActuallyAutistic

Truthwatcher; brown ajah; neutral good

Infodumps likely. Also a fair quantity of cats.

Avatar by David Revoy

skrlet13 @skrlet13@chilemasto.casa

Im Skrlet13, #admin of #Chilemasto
Cuenta main personal
Agénero, chilene de #Chile
TZ:America/Santiago

No reviso a toda la gente de la cual tooteo, así que vayan con cuidado. Espero ser inofensive. Todo retootable si no se dice lo contrario.

Siéntete libre de hablarme siempre que vengas en buena.

Icon por @inconsistentlymediocre

Himejoshi Hijinks 🐈‍⬛ @lydia@hellsite.site

Be normal to me, I'm literally just spinning a leek.

Professional artist, stuck as a NEET, Hatsune Miku Gamer, Touhou stan and Real-life Catgirl. Himejoshi living with my girl best friend 💕

I am an admin here. If you forward reports about me to this instance I will laugh at them publicly.

Autistic and sexy for it.

Gaeilge & 日本語

☭ and in full support of any communist movement that stands strong in the face of the USA

I love @DeedeeJPEG

Minors DNI | Follows otherwise welcome

You are legally and morally obligated to boost my selfies on the grounds that I am hot as hell.

Follow my alt if we are mutuals: @lydia

Testimonials from satisfied customers:
"most likely to commit crimes against the british government" ~ Goat Hellsite
"tsundere mastodon poster" ~ Felicity
"if i gave you something for #lydiatestimonials that was even half as bad as the shit you post then the bystander casualties would number in the dozens" ~ Jaina

Gaelan Steele @Gaelan@queer.party

nerd (computer); trans enthusiast; trains enthusiast; american (pacific northwest) going to uni in scotland

let's make the world a better place! but also get up to some hijinks while we're here

isabel 🏳️‍⚧️ @jam@social.coop

i'm into
☆ art
☆ programming
☆ baking
☆ socialist politics
☆ gay shit 🏳️‍⚧️

coalition for the bringing back of the hellsite notif sound @grepfruit@hellsite.site

bearded person under 5'4, fruity fruitposting creacher and hellsite's most normal guy

I love ants and very sharp pencils

he/him

youre welcome to send a fr but we'll see what happens to it

(avatar is a picture of a citrus fruit with green peel and an orange interior)

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charlotte ✨ @charlotte@trans.enby.town

i'm charlotte from the fediverse

anarchist & communist
bunnygirl multimedia artist
programmer
language enthusiast (english / french / spanish / korean)

this is my public account

Rat Goddess of Vengeance @juliana@solarpunk.moe

DM when following (if it's not a follow-back or we know each other already) to let me know why

:flag_pansexual:​ :transgender_flag:​​ :anarchist_flag:​

I'm a tree-loving ratgirl goddess who writes poetry, fiction, and code sometimes.

I post a lot of lewd stuff so minors are not allowed to follow me.

This account has been verified by Official Typeslut™️​ Mathwhores :verified_typeslut_1: :verified_typeslut_2:

"im going to obliterate u friend" - @dragon

💜 @TakeV
💜 @haskal

Z̈oé :antifa: @uint8_t@chaos.social

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luna vivian "delete & redraft". @luna@catcatnya.com

hi, i'm luna. (you can also call me vivian (or vivi, in short)! c:)

as a heads-up: i'm currently active on @luna, since i wanted to try out something that isn't mastodon (again).
last time i did it was on a misskey instance but honestly, i didn't like it.

i am:
- 18 years old
- a gay (grey?)ace non-binary transfem genderfluid mess
- socially awkward
- definitely not neurotypical (maybe having autism and/or ADHD, nothing's diagnosed yet)
- an extremely shy extrovert
- an editor for @USN c:
- a proud owner of a ThinkPad x230
- an :arch_linux:​ Arch user, btw
- :antifacist_action:​ antifascist and :anarcho_punk: anarchist

before following me, please make sure you have set a profile picture, filled out your bio at least a bit more than usual, or at least that you have your pronouns in your bio (or "profile metadata") ^^

birdsite sucks btw

picrew creators I used for my pfp:
old pfp: https://picrew.me/image_maker/1051098
new pfp: https://picrew.me/secret_image_maker/9FA1DqSHdHbebP8R

#yesbot

quotes and reviews from friends:
"luna apparently has only 2 moods, suicidal and horny" ~@gumo
"appears on my TL from time to time. Based content. Fries were also fine. would recommend" ~@hergorntv
"kann man nicht meckern" ~@deluisa
"best person in the fediverse" ~@Emma

tobi (they/them) is writing bugs :terminal_cursor: @dumpsterqueer@gts.superseriousbusiness.org

Queer, trans, dev, etc etc.

This my superseriousbusiness account, where I post about :go_to_social: GoToSocial :go_to_social: development etc, and occasionally test things.

Feel free to follow, but if you want official GtS updates, follow @gotosocial instead :)

:garfield:‍fuchsiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa @f0x@social.pixie.town

⚠️ READ BEFORE FOLLOWING ⚠️
if i don't know you from elsewhere (under same nick), shoot me an introductory DM first (following back is fine)

I do anarchist tech stuff and run free services at https://pixie.town
I program, solder rgb led thingies, and fly fpv quadcopters

en: they/them
nl: die/dies (langzaldieleven.nl)

“i don't trust like that”

not a furry, actually

Extreme coffee-out-of-a-wineglass Energy

something something trans list stop scraping bios

and now a word from our sponsors (screenreader warning it's zalgo)

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